Have you ever been in the club and you turn around and see a guy dancing and it’s just… Wrong. Just all kinds of wrong lol. Or maybe you see that dude that just leans on the wall and makes the girl do all the work. Well, both of those men would not only get the serious side eye from me but I’d also be able to tell certain things about their sexual capabilities.
Meaning, if you have no stroke on the dance floor, chances are you have no stroke in the boudoir. If you’re a jack rabbit on the dance floor, chances are you’re a jack rabbit in the boudoir. And if you’re a smooth criminal on the dance floor, welllllll… I mean… 😉
Dancing isn’t the only signifier, though – even though it’s probably one of the more common ones. Here are 3 more that I can think of…
Clearly, since it’s in the title and everything, right? But really, you can learn so much by learning a guy’s kissing style. Is he a take charge kind of kisser? Is he tender? Do his lips barely touch yours or do they seem like they’re going to swallow you whole? Is there too much tongue? Not enough? Does he bite? Does he let you lick his teeth? All these things tell you how he’ll be in bed, but most importantly, they tell you whether or not you two will match up.
I’m big on kissing. Really. Kind of the opposite of how I feel about cuddling. But trust me, I’ve had some bad experiences. With one guy, I thought I was going to need a life guard to save me from all of his spit and one dude actually tried to attack my lips. Tip of the day: A little nibble is okay. Biting down on someone’s bottom lip until they bleed —> SO. NOT. OKAY!
The worst, though, was this guy who kept poking me with his tongue. Yeah, he was a jack rabbit with his tongue… in my mouth!!! Who DOES that?!! Needless to say, that never went anywhere – but it’s best to know these things before the clothes come off. Could you imagine how he had s3x? ewww… I’m getting bad chills just thinking about it.
You weren’t thinking this one, right? But think about it… 1) most women love to laugh, so if you can tell a good joke, that goes a long way, but more importantly, 2) joke telling takes some form of confidence. If you hesitate or don’t go full out with the joke it can go all wrong very quickly. But a guy who can tell a good joke with ease and suspense and confidence makes me think he can do other things that well as well.
Seriously, no one’s trying to take the guy home who stumbled over a tired knock knock joke. You just seem lame. No offense to all my non-joke telling brethren.
Walking (especially when with a woman)
Have you ever seen a stiff man walk? Nothing about that is sexy. Nothing. Oh, but a man who walks into a room and commands attention just by taking off his coat??? mmmm yes, yes, and more yes! Now, where it really tells you something is how he walks with you. I went out with one guy who constantly gently led me as we walked. For example, when we went through doors, his hand was just slightly on the small of my back, slightly guiding me through the door. What does that tell me? He’s probably a guy who likes to have the girl on top, but still dictate the stroke. You see where I’m going here? All kinds of conjectures can be made from walking with a man…
Anyway, what are some things you all can think of that can tip you off to a guy’s s3xual style? And for my guys. are there things that tip you off about a girl’s s3xual style? If so, what?