Defining WORDS

2 12 2008

A couple years ago, one of my friends sent me an email defining 7 words/actions that women typically used. His reasoning behind the email: to see if I agreed with them, because he thought they were true and wanted emailto spread the word to other non-suspecting men friends who’d been burned by not knowing the deal.

When I read it, immediately I fell out laughing… because it was SO TRUE.

So guys, if you’ve never received this email before… here you go. I’m doing a little pay it forward… now, if you have some nice details into the male mind that you’d like to send my way as a gesture of your appreciation, I’d readily accept them lol.

Words/Actions Women Use:

FINE – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

5-minutesFIVE MINUTES – If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING – This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”

GO AHEAD – This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

LOUD SIGH – This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing” woman-thinking

THAT’S OKAY -This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS – A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Girls, what do you think? Are they true???




2 responses

2 12 2008
*mama with all dat moxie*

heck yeah they’re true! haha… and it’s so funny how universal these words are with women.

3 12 2008

I know, right?! LOL

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